If it were L.A., well, we don’t want to be too mean, but Kellyanne Conway isn’t the most recent divorcee that every man wants to date. Hell, if it was Dallas… But it’s Washington F’ing DC, and every Republican believes that Conway will be part of the next administration (they assume the Republicans will win). If you are a Republican or a cynical Democrat who can see the future and knows what’s coming, you definitely want to be on “the inside” if the Republicans win. This is especially so when Kellyanne is part of the “America First Institute” that is already plotting the first weeks of the next Republican administration, one that will involve making all federal employees fireable “at will,” and dumping 50,000 civil servants, along with many other plans that kind of sound like the Constitution will be maybe… a suggestion, as to how the government is run.

If the Republicans win, either Trump or DeSantis, fascism will be in vogue, and in a fascist state, you want to marry into the top and maybe ensure that the “top” of your body remains firmly in place on your shoulders. Thus it is that Kellyanne is hot in the DC crowd. According to Queerty:

Despite not being able to remove the one-term, twice impeached former president’s stink, Conway is now a hot commodity and has been receiving a flood of dating offers as single dudes are lining up to give her their digits, according to a report by the highly reputable RadarOnline.com.

“Getting divorced from George has been like a green light for men in D.C. Everywhere she goes, someone comes over to give her his number,” a source told the outlet. “She is literally living her best life!”

The key word being “HER” best life, not a “girl’s best life,” given the presumption that the men are purely MAGA, and thus feeling a need to be the most alpha. A lot of women prefer men who love to hear about a woman’s interests and are willing to give her favorite activities a try. That’s not very “alpha,” ask Nick Anderson.

One is left with no choice but to respect that, despite the attention, Kellyanne is still putting her family first and slowly healing from what had to be one of the most toxic relationships:

But it looks like we may be getting ahead of ourselves. Despite allegedly “loving” the attention, the former White House Senior Counselor isn’t quite ready to drain the swamp of eligible bachelors just yet.

Did Queerty have to use the word “drain” there?

“Kellyanne is dealing with a lot at the moment,” an insider added. “Her priority is her divorce and her children. That is what she is focused on right now, not dating.” Sorry GOP bros, she’s swiping left for now!

Well, that’s the right sentiment, even if it cuts straight across the premise of the article. Well, in theory, it is possible to do both at once.

Did I have to use that last sentence?