Well, you have probably heard. And this news was probably the LEAST surprising news we have heard in a while. Kellyanne and George Conway are getting a divorce. It’s sad, divorce always is. They made it 22 years, and have four minor children….it’s just sad. It’s even sadder that the marriage broke up over Donald Trump. But hey, Trump is absolutely THRILLED about the divorce and took to Truth Social to brag about it.

And of course Trump would. The man has a few divorces under his belt, and if Melania was smart she’d leave the slob as well. We know she has a fat pre-nup now, but I guess the trappings of wealth are too much for her. And hey, maybe she’s hoping he’ll end up in prison and she will get it all to herself.

Moving on, Trump hit Truth Social and said, “Congratulations to Kellyanne Conway on her DIVORCE from her wacko husband, Mr. Kellyanne Conway. Free at last, she has finally gotten rid of the disgusting albatross around her neck. She is a great person, and will now be free to lead the kind of life that she deserves…and it will be a great life without the extremely unattractive loser by her side!”

Trump, a man who looks like THIS, calls George Conway an “unattractive loser”?

But luckily George Conway has an amazing sense of humor and responded, saying “Looking forward to seeing you in New York at E. Jean’s trial next month! Hugs and kisses 💕💕”

LOL

Conway is obviously referring to E Jean Carroll’s sexual assault allegations against Trump, which will go to trial in April.

The reports of the Conway’s divorce initially came from Page Six, which cited unnamed sources late Friday to claim the pair tried to fix issues in their marriage, but are now preparing for a divorce. Both have now hired lawyers, according to Page Six.

Married since 2001, the couple’s relationship frequently made headlines during Kellyanne’s time in the White House, when her husband routinely blasted Trump publicly even as she talked him up. In her 2022 memoir, Kellyanne herself hinted at some friction in the marriage due to their politics, noting that Ivanka Trump had once even suggested couples therapy.

And don’t forget:

KellyAnne Conway hated Donald Trump prior to late 2016. She constantly told truth about him on television. But once the paychecks started coming from Trump, she changed her tune, turned on her husband George Conway, then threw away her marriage and family for Trump. So very sad. pic.twitter.com/30PsMA7cvy

— Maxwell Banks (@MaxUhuru2023) March 4, 2023