Below you will meet Natalie Harp, who comes from a devout Christian family. Trump better treat her with absolute respect as an employee. But if he doesn’t, it certainly won’t be Harp’s “fault,” of course not, but she sure should have known what she was getting into because she could pretty easily pass for Ivanka if a body double is ever needed.

We have this kind of sleazy stuff from The Guardian:

Donald Trump’s new assistant is the spitting image of his estranged daughter, Ivanka Trump, 40. The ex-president hired Natalie Harp for his communications team in March 2022. The blonde conservative, 31, left her hosting job at One America Network to serve Donald — and ironically looks identical to the daughter who “no longer” talks to her famous father about tough topics, like his legal situation, The Guardian has learned.

Here’s what we know about Natalie — she comes from a devout Christian family, credits Donald for getting her through cancer, and seems to be a convenient replacement for his daughter-turned-once senior advisor, who turned her back on her embattled dad ahead of the 2024 presidential bid and is continuing to distance herself from him.

Wait, wait, wait. “Credits Donald Trump for getting her through cancer?” Like, did the devout Christian pray to St. Trump, asking him to intervene with God? Or did Trump just provide Harp with a will to live? I suppose it would be possible. I know that he’s drained my will to live at times. It could work both ways.

But something may tip us off that Harp is “in” on what’s going on. First, she sounds like she is from money and… it sounds like she dresses like Ivanka, too:

On Wednesday, the pair were seen cruising around Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, where Harp was seen wearing a chic pink tennis outfit with a black skirt and skintight hot pink top with a matching hat. She accessorized with a comfortable pair of white tennis shoes. 

That’s not enough. Go to south Florida, and find a pretty woman who is conservative and probably from money. She likely naturally dresses the same way 90% of such women dress. It is hot and humid in Florida. If you’re going to be riding around a golf cart with an iPhone and laptop for four hours, a girl probably best have a hat. It’s humid. Her hair will wilt like palm leaves. Or maybe she dresses like Ivanka on purpose.

She is an adult and can do what she wants. But he better treat her with respect… And she seems to understand the dynamic.

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[email protected], @JasonMiciak, with Nicole Hickman