Sarah Huckabee Sanders is trying so hard to be the queen of the anti-woke, pro-patriot set, and she is failing at every turn. Her most recent attempt, a pro-“real woman” beer koozie has the entire internet laughing in tears.

Huckabee Sanders advertised her own line of beer koozies in a half-baked attempt to clap back against Anheuser-Busch’s partnership with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney. I swear, Mulvaney did ONE VIDEO and really has these conservatives in such a tizzy. Mind you, companies like Anheuser-Busch do these videos with HUNDREDS of influencers, all over the political spectrum. But man, Mulvaney has really thrown them for a loop.

The koozie line is called “Real Women of Politics” and features photos of Sanders and fellow GOP governors Kay Ivey of Alabama (another awful female governor), Kim Reynolds of Iowa, and of Kristi Noem of South Dakota who brags her 2-year-old grandchild has “several guns“.

Sanders advertised the new merchandise, which costs $15 for a two-pack, with a video on her Twitter that looks just like an SNL skit.

“Some big companies can’t tell the difference between real and fake anymore,” the commercial’s narrator said. “That’s why we’re introducing the ‘Real Women of Politics’ koozie… Now you can salute the real women of politics at every backyard barbecue and tailgate. And if it covers up the label of a big woke company, well, that works too.”

The narrator even sounds like the narrator from SNL…it’s unreal.

Sanders is just the latest Republican to attempt to capitalize on the weeks-long conservative outrage over Bud Light’s implied support of the trans community. Earlier this month, right-winger Seth Weathers tried to launch “Conservative Dad’s Ultra Right 100% Woke Free American Beer” to compete with Bud Light directly, but ran into problems when he lost his brewery deal over their homophobic marketing plan.

Take a look at this:

Real women don’t have to fake it.

WATCH⬇️ pic.twitter.com/fAOClq5c1S

— Sarah Huckabee Sanders (@SarahHuckabee) April 24, 2023

Twitter had a field day:

Ummm… I TRULY hope this is a parody video from late night.

REAL women who are REAL patriots who actually know and support veterans – cough cough family – would have a few things to say about those “salutes”. 🤨
(Short mustache not included)

— Erika #TRUTH #StandWithUkraine Andrade🗽🌎 🇺🇦 (@_ErikaAndrade_) April 24, 2023

SNL is going to sue you for infringing on their parody commercials.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) April 24, 2023

Honey, you are so clueless–and butch–you don't realize how much this nonsense reads like parody.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) April 24, 2023

Imagine needing to focus so hard on putting down an entire group of the population to make yourself feel better…when you can more easily just live and let live?

— Frank Giugliano (@nyccookies) April 24, 2023

Whoever you got to produce this pranked you, hardcore, and you can't even tell. It's glorious. 😊

— Michael VanDeMar (@mvandemar) April 24, 2023

Never miss a chance to grift, eh?

PS this is the tackiest thing I've seen this year – so kudos for that, anyway.

— Lady 🐝 Bee 🐝 Middlemast-Neal #EnoughIsEnough (@Mistyswoman) April 24, 2023