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Watch the Moment That Don Jr. Realizes That He Could Finally Be Rid of His Father Forever

We need to get you a math tutor, Junior.

On Tuesday’s episode of his podcast “Triggered,” Donald Trump Junior complained once again about prosecutors going after his dad instead of Joe Biden and his son.

Oddly, however, Junior seemed to let out a little laugh — maybe it was a scoff, but it sounded like a laugh — when he noted how much time “deep state hack” Jack Smith wants to send dad to jail for. Let’s just say he was off by a murder sentence or two.

To muddy the waters, deep state hack Jack Smith is busy targeting my father [laughs], wanting to put him in jail for over 450 years.

Yeah, no. So far, if absolutely everything stuck, most reports say that Trump the elder is facing around 100 years. More could be possible based on charges from outside the DOJ, in Georgia, where he tried to influence the Secretary of State in an effort to overturn the 2020 election results.

You can watch a transcripted version of the podcast, which Junior makes more scarce than he probably should if he wants to succeed. That’s at this YouTube link.

We’re not sure which to feel worse about: How scared Don Junior must be that the authorities will go after the rest of the family for their lying and general shadiness, or that he’s so comfortably, openly bad at reading and math.

Believing that what his father faces is anywhere NEAR 450 years shows a complete lack of comprehension of sentencing guidelines. Either that, or he’s confused about the phrase “to be served concurrently.”

More likely, however, is that he knows that number is wrong. All Junior has done for the last seven years is be blatantly full of hyperbole in order to drive outrage among their uneducated fans. After all, in order to run a cult, all you really need is to sound like you know what you’re talking about, then throw in some unrelated fact here and there to lend yourself credence.

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