Ivanka Trump Kushner has kept her lips zipped when it comes to dear old Dad and his growing list of criminal indictments, as she purportedly finds herself in the difficult spot between publicly distancing herself from Donald Trump’s alleged crimes while at the same time trying to show her support for him.

Because you know, he might be reelected president and there could be a cushy role for her in his administration.

Even so, she found a sly way to smack her dad’s prosecutors. Heck, she even managed this prior to his pleading not guilty in the criminal case against him on August 31 in Georgia, where he was charged with efforts to overturn the 2020 election results in the state.

So Trump’s beloved eldest daughter responded in true Ivanka fashion: She turned to her social, and shared a statement from a Miami-area pizzeria owner, sharing his comments in an Instagram Story post that she simply has to know will soon be deleted The East Bay Times reported.

Undoubtedly Ivanka was attracted to the social media statement by David Mizrachi, who owns Mizrachi’s Pizza Kitchen in Hollywood, Florida. He heaped praise on her, claiming it was a “dream come true” to stroll into his restaurant.

And in his statement, he gushed:

“Yesterday after we at Mizrachi’s Pizza Kitchen had the honor of having Ivanka Trump at our restaurant for lunch. What an amazing surprise to have someone that so many people love and adore in our establishment just randomly walk in…”

Blahblahblah. But even so, there was more gushery on his part.

“She was kind, gracious, and full of smiles,” he continued. “I had the opportunity to talk to her and just let her know that we support her family during these ridiculous trials of her father and that we all know is a complete farce.”

“Ridiculous trials” that are a “farce.” Really? Talk about brown-nosing. Jeekies.

Mizrachi wasn’t done, and he noted Ivanka “even cleaned her own table when she was done eating. WOW so humble and takes nothing for granted.” Of course, I’m sure this looks good for dear old Dad, whom Mizrachi went on to praise, even if he was impeached twice and now faces 91 felony criminal counts across four jurisdictions. Indeed, Mizrachi said Trump “appreciates the God-given gifts he was given and taught his children to be the same. It was truly a dream come true for me. God bless America.”

Ivanka was coy in her Instagram Story post and said nothing about Mizrachi’s comments on her dad’s criminal charges. She merely wrote, with an accompanying pizza emoji: “My son Theo knows his pizzas and agrees yours was amazing!”

Of course, it can be assumed that Ivanka has said little about her dad’s criminal charges because she and her husband Jared Kushner were subpoenaed in January by the special counsel, where they testified regarding Trump’s efforts to stay in power after the 2020 election and his role in allegedly firing up a pro-Trump mob to attack the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.

And Ivanka definitely kept things curt when her father was indicted in New York City on state charges stemming from his hush money payment to adult film actress Stormy Daniels. At the time, she cautiously said, “I love my father, and I love my country. Today, I am pained for both. I appreciate the voice across the political spectrum expressing support and concern.”

After her father left the White House, Ivanka definitely put plenty of distance from her dad socially and politically. Now, however, news outlets say Ivanka has been sidling up to her father again and has been willing to be seen with him socially.

Even as her father faced his fourth criminal indictment in a Georgia courtroom, Ivanka and Jared were seen at the LIV golf tournament the former president hosted at his golf course in Bedminster, New Jersey. Photos published by The Daily Mail show the couple making numerous appearances at the tournament, including one event where they joined Trump.

And Trump advisers have told Vanity Fair’s Gabriel Sherman that the Kushners have been seen more widely in Trump circles, ginning up speculation that the two plan to take an active role in his 2024 campaign.

They have been living at their cottage on Bedminster’s grounds this summer, sources said. Ivanka attended her dad’s birthday dinner, and she and Kushner were guests at a tony MAGA event hosted by Trump: a private screening of the movie Sound of Freedom, where they mingled with the movie’s wingnut, QAnoniac star Jim Caviezel, Steve Bannon, and election loser weirdo Kari Lake.

“They’ve been spotted more frequently this summer,” said a top campaign strategist to Vanity Fair. “They’ve made it clear they’re supportive. They pop into meetings to say ‘hi.'”

How cute.

It’s the same thing your dog does when he wants scraps from your meal. They are more than happy to scarf what you’ve left behind. That would be Jared and Ivanka. These two can sniff possible money-making opportunities a mile away. After all, as it’s been reported before, Jarvanka earned up to $640 million while serving in the White House.

Hopefully someone else will be in the White House and these two will have to look for their scraps elsewhere.