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Ted Cruz Reveals What Women Want in the Bedroom and Everyone Collectively Heaves

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If there’s one thing I can write with any confidence, it’s that people do not want to know about Ted Cruz’s opinion on what women want in bed. The thought gives most of us the heebie-jeebies, I think. Nevertheless, a cringy clip from a speech that the GOP Texas senator recently gave has gone viral. And now it’s burned an image in the back of my eyes that will never go away.

Ugh.

Cruz was one of several speakers at Turning Point USA’s annual America Fest conference. Vivek Ramaswamy, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Roseanne Barr, Donald Trump Jr., and Alina Habba, dear old Dad’s attorney were there. So yup, this was a celebration of all things MAGA, Queerty reported.

But when Cruz took the stage in Nashville, he tried, and failed to mock the anger felt by those of us on the left, saying we were always “p*ssed.”

“By the way, if you were a Liberal woman, and you had to sleep with those weenies, you’d be p*ssed too,” he said.

This didn’t fail to catch the attention of Meidas Touch editor-in-chief Ron Filipkowski.

And for several others, Cruz’s comments painted a rather unpleasant picture in their heads.

Others, of course, thought Cruz was unintentionally funny. Because he was.

Cruz also decided to take a potshot at President Joe Biden during his speech. He referenced the president’s age and health, ridiculously saying “We have a president of the United States who, his team carries extra pairs of pants with him when he travels in case he has poopy pants.”

No Ted, you’re thinking of the previous occupant of the White House, whose stankiness launched at least two very popular hashtags on X recently.

But that’s Cruz for you. He’s starting to rival Trump, weight-wise and the idea of him talking about what turns women on is enough to turn anyone’s stomach. And it’s not even so much because he looks like a sack of potatoes, a lot of it stems from the fact that he is just cruel, like many other Republicans. He’s homophobic, hates immigrants, gets things wrong about critical race theory, and is overall just plain repugnant.

Period.

Megan Hamilton
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Megan has lived in California, Nevada, Arizona, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Florida and she currently lives in Central America. Living in these places has informed her writing on politics, science, and history. She is currently owned by 15 cats and 3 dogs and regularly owns Trump supporters when she has the opportunity. She can be found on Twitter at https://twitter.com/GaiaLibra and Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/politicalsaurus

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