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Candid Photo of Trump at Mar-a-Lago Shows It’s Impossible That He Weighs 215 Pounds, ‘If He’s Under 350 I’d Be Shocked!’

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Okay, okay, okay. It isn’t nice to fat shame anyone, and that even includes the former – and definitely not future – president of the United States, Donald Trump.

BUT there is one big caveat when it comes to Trump. It was Trump himself who made and continues to make the candidates health an issue in the campaign.

Joe Biden is a thin, vigorous man of 81 years old. He’s muscular, has a winning smile, and is the only man in America who doesn’t fly F-16s and yet can make aviator sunglasses look cool. Try to imagine Donald Trump in any sunglasses, never mind aviators. You’re having trouble, aren’t you?

And that’s because Trump has two uniforms: the ever-present blue suit, golf khakis, white shirt, and sewn-on red hat to hide his bad hair. Oh, and there is the weight issue. Again, we’re not fat-shaming; we’re looking at him with his health in mind.

Age is just a number, and Biden is only four years older than Donald Trump. But when it comes to numbers having to do with weight – which also go to health and cognitive ability, Trump has Biden beaten (in the wrong direction) by what looks like 100 lbs. That is not an exaggeration.

Just look at what the net thinks about Trump’s weight and how it could impact how he serves as a future Commander in Chief of KFC.

Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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