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Melania Makes Mar-a-Lago Appearance — But Looks Miserable and ‘Frozen’ as She’s Forced to Sit by Trump Through Event

Those of us at Political Flare have spent years joyously ripping Melania Trump – aka “spoiled brat”  – to shreds. But very occasionally, we’ve demonstrated that we’re not blind monsters and will give her credit where it is due. This will be one of those times.

Melania was forced to sit beside her husband at an awards ceremony Sunday night and did so for two reasons A) The cameras and B) The award presentation for golf “champion” Donald Trump, who undoubtedly cheated his way to the trophy.

Speaking of cheating, Melania sat frozen beside her groom on the eve of what will be a devastating day for her Monday. First, she is watching Trump’s money disappear into appellate bonds – and, cynical as this sounds, as true as it might be, the money might be the basis of her “love.” Second, even if she did love Trump, it went one way, as the second hearing the next day involved the hush money case with adult film star Stormy Daniels.

One could be even more cynical and give Melania crap for believing Trump would ever stay true to her in the first place.  But she showed up, frigged as she was, showing no affection whatsoever – according to The Mirror:

Melania Trump appeared to shrug off any signs of “tension” as she looked “sphinx-like” while sitting “frozen” beside her husband Donald at an event on the eve of his fraud deadline and a hearing in his hush money case, according to a body language expert.

“Sphinx like” – Whoa, that’s a lion made out of rock that still appears ready to pounce. There is one analogy that holds even truer. The Sphinx was sculpted by expert craftsmen. Melania… well, that’s mean.

The former First Lady remained stoic in a rare appearance beside her husband as he was presented with two trophies by golfing legend Jack Nicklaus at his West Palm Beach golf club on Sunday. Trump, 77, took to his social media platform Truth Social to boast about clinching both the Club Championship Trophy and the Senior Club Championship Trophy, writing “I WON BOTH”

Yes, when you kick the ball out into the fairway and kick in putts, you are known as a cheater, and that likely brings up bad memories for Melania. He is a cheater.

Speaking to The Mirror, body language expert Judi James explained: “Melania appears to be back in her supportive role here, leaning in to listen like a friend and confidante as Trump whispers some words in her ear. The only problem is that she still appears to be frozen in exactly the same pose when he is sitting further apart from her and not exchanging any words.

Here’s some video, and Melania literally stands there like a mannequin, never moving at all, no smiling, nothing:

Perhaps only Melania could withstand the Egyptian heat as the Sphinx while slo remaining frozen as ice without a single drip. We said we would be nice, so here it is.

Can anyone blame her? Not us.

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Jason Miciak is an editor at large at Occupy Democrats currently enjoying some vacation time with friends at Political Flare.

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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