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New Photo of an Emaciated Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Social Media Asking Some Hard Questions

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In tonight’s installment of “What in god’s name is wrong with Kimberly Guilfoyle?” we set about again focusing primarily on her looks and that’s regrettable because too many women are judged by their looks.

But in this unfair examination, Kimberly might come out ahead because when she opens her mouth she has a tendency to talk about lap dances or sound like Eva Peron going nuts at the last Republican national convention.

The weird thing is that there is absolutely no question that, man or woman, we’d all agree that Kimberly Guilfoyle used to be drop-dead gorgeous. As for what has happened since? Well, we aren’t ones to judge but if anyone has ever had an open-shut malpractice case against a plastic surgeon… Gosh, that is mean. So is she. But two wrongs make a right.

So, we’re going to focus on Kimberly’s health, which is truly a legitimate concern and one that we address sincerely. We aren’t animals and don’t want to see someone getting sicker before our eyes. To put it with extreme understatement, Kimberly is disappearing before our very eyes.

She has gotten so skinny lately that it truly is worrisome. Very few things can cause such weight loss in an otherwise pretty woman – none of them good. Perhaps that is why Kimberly insists, utterly insists, that people focus on the one part of her that is not skinny and that is her… careful now, I’m a guy… chest.

Day after day, we are inundated with pictures that don’t just show cleavage; they show – well, the whole round, non-skinny attributes. And don’t think that this has gone unnoticed on the net, which is a lot less kind than we are at this site:

Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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