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Eric Trump Laughably Claims the RNC Needed to ‘Restore Trust’ By Hiring His Unexperienced and Dumb Wife Lara Trump

Yes, the new co-chair of the RNC is Lara Trump.

Long before Lara Lea Yunaska married the Dumbest Trump™, Eric, she was already prone to making bad decisions. Now that she’s Lara TRUMP, she’s become a Trump.

By that, I mean, she’s taken on the sensibilities of the clan. She shamelessly stole a beloved song from Tom Petty that he wrote about his house being robbed, and turned it into a MAGA song.

The fact that she’s now the co-chair of the RNC tells the entire tale of what direction the Republicans have chosen to go in.

But her husband Eric, bless his heart, says that the Republican National Committee needed to make amends with Republican voters by choosing her to help lead their fundraising committee.

What’s more, he said that it was needed in order to make sure there were no more “Never Trumpers” in the Party itself.

Lara was elected to head the Committee last month with Michael Whatley. Whatley was previously the head of the North Carolina Republican Party, so at least he had SOME experience.

The applicants that serve in the RNC, after massive staff layoffs, were apparently screened using the question of whether they believed the 2020 election was “stolen.” Did I mention that we can clearly see that the GOP is quickly becoming the TOP? (Trump old party…or maybe it should be POT, the Party of Trump, regardless, it’s sick).

Lara has already, on video, promised to spend all the money that perhaps might have been allocated for specific House seats will be used to elect Trump.

She even suggested that those who didn’t have enough money to donate immediately should save their money to donate later on.

The host of Fox and Friends, Brian Kilmeade, asked Eric,

“Not many people thought, as much as your wife is great on camera, not many people thought she was going to do something with two little kids, go across the country, and take over the RNC. Why was it necessary for her and Michael Whatley to take it over?”

“They had to restore trust in the RNC. The first thing that they did is they went in there, and they got rid of the vast majority of the RNC, and there were a lot of Never Trumpers there, I hate to say it,” the Dumbest Trump™ replied.

“The second they did that [got rid of the Never Trumpers], all of the sudden the spigots got turned on and, you know, there was confidence,” said Eric. “The RNC and the campaign are working as one right now.”

Did I mention that the Republicans have become Trumpublicans?

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Andrew is a dark blue speck in deep red Central Washington, writing with the conviction of 18 years at the keyboard and too much politics to even stand. When not furiously stabbing the keys on breaking news stories, he writes poetry, prose, essays, haiku, lectures, stories for grief therapy, wedding ceremonies, detailed instructions on making doughnuts from canned biscuit dough (more sugar than cinnamon — duh), and equations to determine the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. A girlfriend, a dog, two cats, and two birds round out the equation, and in his spare time, Drewbear likes to imagine what it must be like to have spare time.

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