close

Politics - News Analysis

Melania Trump Had a Very, Very Odd Reaction to Stormy Daniels Affair — And it Proves She’s 100% Pure Trump Trash

By

Generally speaking, unless one hates their spouse, finding out about an affair – one time affair or long time mistress – is “not good,” to say the least. Indeed, arguments have been made that telling a spouse is selfish in order to get the guilt out. The non-offending spouse can’t be hurt by what he or she doesn’t know.

But none of that works when you read about it in The New York Times, or – more likely, if you are Melania, you learn of Trump’s affair on Fox News.

Now, you might think that she would throw a hammer through the television. Of course, Melania’s glare can probably break a television itself.

But you would be wrong. Let’s just say that according to former BFF Stephanie Winston-Wolkoffe, Melania Trump had a slightly different reaction. She didn’t glare at the newspaper (in six languages. Maybe she reads Le Monde?) Or Fox News. She may have glared at Donald – maybe.

But she saved her hardcore glare for Vogue, which you KNOW she reads.

Okay – if you had even a scintilla of sympathy for Melania before, it best be gone now.

There is one other theory, though. She. Didn’t. Care. She’s a Trump after all.

She married Donald Trump for the love of God! If she has an IQ over 65 – not a given – she had to know that he is a professional philanderer and just expected affairs. After all, he was with her before he divorced his last wife. When you marry your mistress, it leaves an opening – or 20.

Melania may have been more upset about the money he ended up paying her. After all, she didn’t marry him for his looks.

Fair enough. He only married her for her looks.

Here is Melania calling Stormy a “porn hooker”, and following that is Stormy’s amazing response:

And Stormy’s response:

HOLY SH*T DUDE. Rule Number 1,013: DO. NOT. PISS. STORMY. OFF.

Jason Miciak is Executive Editor for Political Flare and an Editor at Large for Occupy Democrats. He can be reached at [email protected] and @JasonMiciak…. He is not editor of Vogue, but wishes he was for one day, Stormy would get a second cover. 

Jason Miciak
meet the author

Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

Comments

Comments are currently closed.

Recent Stories

Trending Stories