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New Picture of Trump Making the Rounds Shows a CLEARLY Unwell Man
We get it, you want to be tan. That's not tan,
For the life of me, I cannot understand what makes Donald Trump paint himself orange. I mean, obviously it’s a vanity thing, but then why skip the ears? He looks like an idiot.
The newest image of Trump to go viral is perhaps the most extreme example of his vanity while still being an idiot.
We all already knew his vanity got the best of him when he began wearing his alopecia-riddled hairdo in an impossible combover that everyone knows is a combover, but he still denied it. That was decades ago.
Since then, he’s denigrated beautiful news reporters and models and just regular old women for the tiniest slights against traditional beauty. Breasts not big enough, cut her hair too short; he’s on video saying all of it.
That’s what makes this new picture both hilarious and tragic.
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Even you, dear reader, couldn’t possibly see this coming. For a man as vain as Trump, it’s astounding that he can’t see his own ugliness. And I don’t mean he’s necessarily “ugly” like someone with abnormal features or some kind of defect, I mean, ugly through his own choices of how to present himself.
Oversized suits, too-long ties that are held to his shirt with cellophane tape, and of course that insane hairdo, Trump has it all.
But his relatively recent conversion to being orange-colored is the most baffling. Why pick the color you’ve picked consistently for years and then not apply it — or let your makeup artist apply it — evenly? I don’t mean to be overly colloquial, but:
REALLY, DAWG?!?
All I ask is that we get to a point where, as a country, we refuse to elect someone who paints their face, BUT NOT THE WHOLE THING. I mean, we’ll disagree politically and socially and personally, but can we at least agree that if you’re going to go orange, at LEAST do the whole head?
And the responsibility that should lie with those around him; his supermodel wife, his many many aides, his own family; is to at least let him know that he looks stupid. Like, just say to Donald in the morning, “Do you OWN a mirror? Was your house on fire when you left? Because you’re a hot mess, Donnie.”
Trump is not well folks pic.twitter.com/l6IE4XCyNj
— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) April 8, 2024
People on X/Twitter had a field day:
Looks so normal to me (for him). Who wakes up in the morning and says, "You know what would make me look better? A schmear of orange."
— Matthew Arthur-Gray (@marthurgray) April 8, 2024
That orange makeup is so ridiculous, why does that man splatter that all over his face
— Logan Henderson (@Logansbane) April 8, 2024
He seriously looked at himself in the mirror and said “damn I look good”…
— Waldo's Mom (@kfalcone2015) April 8, 2024
Like someone posted a few weeks ago, Trump looks like Tupperware does after leaving tomato sauce in it for too long.
— John (@JPWilliams36) April 8, 2024
The makeup is getting darker because the lighter stuff was no longer covering the syph splotches on his face.
— Doc Buglove (@DocBuglove) April 8, 2024
I’ve always wondered why his family didn’t advise him to tone down the orange! He doesn’t look well, and the “tan” only makes him look worse.
— Jean Hamilton Laslo (@JeanLaslo) April 8, 2024
pure fantasy versus reality pic.twitter.com/nhKsfgZjBR
— Fellarina🇺🇲🇺🇦 🌻 (@Fellarina4Ua) April 8, 2024
Can’t get rid of vagina neck though.
— Old Man in a Hat (@TweetJeffBob) April 8, 2024
Trump's starting to look like a toilet bowl scrub brush after it has been used for a while.
— Reilly Belle 💙🚺🌈💪 🌊 💙 (@ReillyBelle57) April 8, 2024
I'm just amazed that his handlers allow him to be seen like this.
— Julee McCarthy ☮️ (@Juleemc) April 8, 2024
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