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Trump Looks So God-Awful in New Photo That People Think His Mental Deterioration Is Accelerating

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For the life of me, I cannot understand what makes Donald Trump paint himself orange. I mean, obviously it’s a vanity thing, because everyone looks better with a tan, right? A tan makes someone look youthful and vibrant, there is nothing like that California glow. I am aging myself here, but when I was as young as THIRTEEN, I would cover myself with a product called QT by Coppertone. It was one of, if not the first, self tanner. But alas, it was not the natural looking self tanners we have today. Nope, QT made us look orange. But at 13, or even 20, it was acceptable. But Trump appears to use a product somewhat like QT because the resulting color is orange, and if that weren’t bad enough, Trump applies the lotion to his face, but skips his ears. He looks like an idiot.

The newest image of Trump to go viral is perhaps the most extreme example of his vanity while still being an orange idiot.

We all already knew his vanity got the best of him when he began wearing his alopecia-riddled hairdo in an impossible combover that everyone knows is a combover, but he still denied it. That was decades ago.

Since then, he’s denigrated beautiful news reporters and models and just regular old women for the tiniest slights against traditional beauty. Breasts not big enough, cut her hair too short; he’s on video saying all of it.

That’s what makes this new picture both hilarious and tragic.

Even you, dear reader, couldn’t possibly see this coming. For a man as vain as Trump, it’s astounding that he can’t see his own ugliness. And I don’t mean he’s necessarily “ugly” like someone with abnormal features or some kind of defect, I mean, ugly through his own choices of how to present himself.

Oversized suits, too-long ties that are held to his shirt with scotch tape, and of course that insane hairdo, Trump has it all.

Trump exiting Air Force One in 2017 with his tie scotch-taped together. Isn’t this what tie clips are made for?

But his relatively recent conversion to being orange-colored is the most baffling. Why pick the color you’ve picked consistently for years and then not apply it — or let your makeup artist apply it — evenly? I don’t mean to be overly colloquial, but…REALLY, DAWG?!?

Your wife is supposedly a “supermodel”, and she can’t teach you how to blend your makeup? Or is this just proof that Melania hates his guts and has no problem allowing him to humiliate himself day in and day out?

All I ask is that we get to a point where, as a country, we refuse to elect someone who paints their face, BUT NOT THE WHOLE THING. I mean, we’ll disagree politically and socially and personally, but can we at least agree that if you’re going to go orange, at LEAST do the whole head?

And the responsibility that should lie with those around him; his supermodel wife, his many many aides, his own family; is to at least let him know that he looks stupid. Like, just say to Donald in the morning, “Do you OWN a mirror? Was your house on fire when you left? Because you’re a hot mess, Donnie.”

I mean, just take a look at this. If this was your father, or brother, you wouldn’t let him leave the house:

And man alive, X/Twitter went freaking nuts…take a look:

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