I normally don’t like to admit that I get enjoyment from other people’s misfortunes, but dammit if I’m not LOVING watching Donald Trump so terrified and scared in court. I imagine this is what taking drugs for the first time feels like…pure euphoria.

As Trump walked into court to face the first day of his criminal trial today, he played the martyr or course, the consummate victim, saying to reporters he was “very proud to be here” to fight for MAGA. Because if it can happen to him…it can happen to you! But only if you pay off women you had affairs with (while married with an infant son) so it wouldn’t become public and hurt your chances of winning the presidency.

But Trump’s words did not match his terrified expression. He looked pale, haggard, and as if he were about to lose his morning McMuffin (or two, and at least a hash brown or two).

“This is political persecution, this is a persecution like never before,” cried the fraudster and adjudicated rapist, who is facing 34 felony counts for allegedly falsifying business records. “Nobody’s ever seen anything like it.”

And Trump is actually correct here, nobody’s ever seen anything like the former twice-impeached, quadruply-indicted, election-denying, self-admitted pussy-grabbing U.S. president before. Just as they’ve never seen the said conman looking so sick to his stomach and frankly, scared. So naturally, Trump, this is a first.

Just look at this sad, sick man walking into court. And then enjoy the reactions as people are so joyous that Trump is finally facing justice:

Trump looks miserable going into the NY courtroom. pic.twitter.com/oRYk2n92Fg

— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) April 15, 2024

You can tell when the accordian hands start, he's lying. The fact that he has to appear in court 2, possibly 3 days a week, makes me a bit giddy. He no more looks forward to being there than someone looks forward to a root canal.

— Tina2 (@tinamax74) April 15, 2024

Which "Legal Scholars" believe this case is a sham? Why don't reporters ask him to name them?

As for people liking him, he means corrupt GOP politicians who tried to help steal the election? And magas who haven't a clue and could care less how many laws he breaks?

— carollemieux (@carollemieux) April 15, 2024

He keeps saying 'never been anything like it before'…

I've seen prosecution like it before. Think it was Florida.

Nooo.. Might be Georgia?

The face is certainly familiar.. The speech too. Yep – definitely not unprecedented.

— Chess not Checkers (@toglesby27) April 15, 2024

Working 9-5 days are ahead, in one room of 1 building in NYC.
All the breaks, the start and end times, when one can speak, stand or leave, are at the mercy of 1 judge for everyone there.
I bet He hasn’t been on a 9-5 schedule since day one working with his father after college

— Julie Bee🐝 (@JuneBug1925) April 15, 2024

I hope everyday he looks even worse than the day that preceded it.

— ꧁Olliebeanzmom꧂🏳️‍🌈💙🌊✡️🇺🇦🟧🟦 (@Olliebeanzmom) April 15, 2024

I'd be miserable too if my wife was going to get proof that I was banging strippers while she was in the hospital after giving birth to our son…..Can't image that's going to go over well. Bet we don't see Melania on the campaign trail….

— Pete Tong (@PeteTong2023) April 15, 2024

As expected, Melenia is not there beside her beloved husband. 😊😂

— Bernard Proulx (Papa Fufus) (@Bernard_Proulx) April 15, 2024

He looks scared to me

— Derek Madden (@DerekMadde35459) April 15, 2024

For the last 8 years Trump has been behaving above the law. Finally the law is catching up. Nobody is above the law in America.

— Morris (@Morris5021) April 15, 2024

If the public knew about these 2 affairs before they voted in the 2016 election he would have lost.

— Amber (@AmberAx5050fox) April 15, 2024