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Trump Told Stormy Daniels Why He Refuses to Change His Signature Hairstyle — And It’s Further Proof Trump Is Delusional

Before we get to the story at hand, I want to say something. It is starting to really piss me off that every article or news story about Stormy Daniels uses the term “porn star” before her name. I know why they do it. You know why they do it. It’s done to degrade her. It’s done to diminish who she is as a woman, to belittle and demean her. And our site has been guilty of it and we plan to go back and edit every article where we used those words to describe her. Stormy Daniels, or Stephanie Clifford, is a strong, independent woman who has been put through the wringer the past six years and she deserves so much better. It was DONALD TRUMP who approached her. He is the bad one. He is the one who had sexual intercourse with Daniels while his third wife was home with their newborn son, his fifth child. So, no more describing her as a “porn star”. She’s a dancer, and has acted in adult films. Period.

That said, Daniels has revealed some information about Trump and his hair that is simply too hysterical not to share. Trump, whose elaborate comb-over has attracted curiosity and derision for decades, once told Daniels that he believed he would lose his power and wealth if he cut or changed his hairstyle in any way.

Daniels said she brought up the topic during an evening she spent with Trump in 2006, after he asked her about her earnings as an adult film actress. She said she told him, in turn, that she wanted to ask him an “offensive” question about his hair.

“I was like, ‘Dude, what’s up with that?’ and he laughed,” Daniels said.

She said he responded that “everybody wants to give me a makeover,” adding that he has received offers for money and free treatments to change his hairstyle. Trump then confessed that he feared losing his power and wealth if he changed it, to which Daniels said she “laughed hysterically at him.”

Daniels said Trump took the conversation “pretty well” and went on to tell her, “Yeah, yeah, my wife even did my son’s hair like that, as a joke.”

And there is further proof that what Daniels said is true. Two weeks ago, Peacock dropped the new documentary Stormy, a feature-length documentary that includes new interviews and footage telling the story of Daniels’s journey into history. One of those interviews was with the actor and director Seth Rogan.

Rogan met Daniels on the set of the film Knocked Up and they continued to be friends. The actor revealed in the documentary that Trump’s commitment to his polarizing hairdo is, according to Daniels, the result of a dream with biblical overtones.

STORMY DANIELS: Trump called me when I was on the set of Knocked Up. That’s where I met Seth Rogen.

SETH ROGAN: (film clip) That’s how you get pinkeye.

SETH ROGAN: (Ellen Clip) I’ve known Stormy Daniels a long time. And at the time when you ask a porn star who they’ve been sleeping with and the answer was Donald Trump, it was, like, the least surprising thing.

SETH ROGAN: From my memory. We were like, what’s up with the hair? Like, what’s going on with the hair? And she was like, “oh, I asked him about the hair.”

He said to her that he had had a dream like, Samson and Delilah and that he, like, felt as though his power, like, rested in his hair, and that if he lost it, he would lose his, like, power and his stature.

And that’s why, even though he knows it’s ridiculous and like, holding, you know, not, you know, like, objectively not passing all the, (laughs) the check marks. He would want a head of hair to pass–. To him that is preferable than cutting it off because he has, like, superstitions about it.

Trump is truly such an idiot. He also believes that each person has a finite amount of energy, and that’s why he doesn’t exercise.

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