Mary Trump, the daughter of Donald’s brother, is no slouch when it comes to criticizing the man responsible for the semi-depression that Biden policies have had to drag us out of.

But to be sure, she is also no slouch in the cut of her jib and the accuracy of her jibes.

When Mary talks about her uncle, it feels like a peek into Donald Trump’s personal life. It feels like we finally have someone to trust, that we can be sure is right, unlike former aides — who are still Republicans, and in fact TRUMPublicans — that have turned on him only because they faced the prospect of jail themselves.

So when Mary says “In the last hearing, the prosecution suggested that Donald was actually angling to go to jail. I find that hard to believe,” that’s a thing I believe.

A psychologist, Mary continued “He may like to portray himself as a tough guy, but imagine him alone in a cell, cut off from the world, without his phone. He couldn’t handle it for one night.”

And I know nobody wants to envision Trump sitting on the toilet with his cell phone, drafting missives for his failing company Truth Social, Mary, as a family member, has the inside scoop.

She knows exactly how he thinks, as both his niece and a psych expert.

A few days ago, Trump was fined $1,000 each for nine violations of the preemptive gag order issued by Judge Juan Merchan because he’s awful in advance (Trump, that is), and Mary believes that Trump isn’t actually angling for jail time, which might gain him a few more votes if he marketed it properly.

She thinks that if her uncle were to actually go to jail — wear the orange jumpsuit, the plastic slides, the whole nine yards — that he would go insane.

“You seriously think that guy — you know, Mr. Hair Product and Bronzer—wants to be in a jail cell overnight? Without any of his products and without his cell phone? Are you kidding? Imagine what he’s going to look like in the morning.”

Trump’s ego is so fragile that it’s hard to imagine how he even stood for the mugshot in Georgia. Imagine how he would do in a jail cell for 24 hours. Go ahead, imagine it.

I’m doing it right now, and enjoying it.