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Trump’s Hair Unravels at the Grand Prix and It’s Truly Humiliating, ‘Why Doesn’t He Just Go Bald and Wear a Wig?’

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Donald Trump made headlines when he was seen arriving at the Formula 1 Miami Grand Prix on Sunday in Miami — but his hair seemed to be the star of the show. In several videos, the ex-president and adjudicated rapist’s mane looked unkempt as he saluted the flag before the big race.

“There’s a lot going on with those four transplant surgeries,” Ron Filipkowski, one of our favorite people, captioned a photo via X/Twitter referring to Trump’s hideous mane.

Of course, people couldn’t help but weigh in on the look, including Tom Arnold.

One of the most bizarre things about Tom Arnold is that he used to be married to Roseanne Barr, who is now as MAGA as one can get. She even lost her television show over her love for Trump, amongst many other horrible things she’s done in the past.

“Trump told me he also had a scalp reduction like I did where they remove a 6” circle of bald scalp on top of your skull because you don’t have enough donor hair from the back of your head to fill it in. Then they sew it up. He said it gave him a face lift but it’s brutal and required a lot of pain medicine which makes you crazy. It was during the recovery his first wife accused him of raping her. I think they are illegal now,” the Tom Arnold claimed.

Another person added, “Think of the people who have to sit behind him in court and stare at that,” while a third person said, “Looks like the hair plugs are fighting each other for dominance.”

Trump’s hair has repeatedly made headlines as people aren’t sure if he’s had a hair transplant in the past or currently has hair plugs. While talking outside the New York City courthouse, Trump’s hair looked ridiculous as it waved around in the wind.

According to New York City-based cosmetic surgeon Gary Linkov, he believes the politician may have undergone five separate hair-transplant surgeries.

“Did he get a hair transplant? It’s actually much more complicated than that and a great example of how hair restoration surgery has evolved over time,” he said. “What a natural part means is that, that is where the hair changes direction. While you can artificially create a part anywhere along your hairline, there is a place where that direction split naturally occurs.”

“He has a widow’s peak right in the center of the hairline, and he has early slight frontal temporal recession,” he continued, pointing toward Trump’s left temple.

The expert then pointed out how when Trump was boarding Air Force One in 2017, his hair was flying in all directions, which could support his theory of multiple hair transplant procedures.

This is a man who wouldn’t go visit our war dead because he didn’t want to get his hair wet. Trump complains about showerheads and water pressure because of how they make his hair look. The man is truly a narcissist, and that’s definitely true when it comes to his hair.

Ivanka Trump has previously revealed the “secret” behind Trump’s questionable do, according to Michael Wolff’s book “Fire and Fury: Inside Trump’s White House”:

“For Ivanka, it was all business — building the Trump brand, the presidential campaign, and now the White House. She treated her father with a degree of detachment, even irony, going so far as to make fun of his combover to others. She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate — a contained island after scalp-reduction ­surgery — surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray. The color, she would point out to comical effect, was from a product called Just for Men — the longer it was left on, the darker it got. Impatience resulted in Trump’s orange-blond hair color.”

Perhaps this diagram will help:

And the thing is, look at this photoshopped photo of a bald Trump. I think he looks a MILLION times better than he normally does. Why wouldn’t he choose this? Because he’d then have to use makeup on his skull too? Don’t shoot me, but he kind of looks sexy in a Vic Mackey type of way (props if you know who that is). But nope, Trump will hang on to his last few hairs until he is 6 feet under.

But at the Grand Prix, Trump really could’ve used some serious Aqua-Net:

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