Well, I think we know where Melania Trump is going to be if her husband is elected president again. And no, it’s not going to be the White House. The former first lady has been absent while Donald Trump has fought fiercely for the 2024 presidency. She was finally spotted in New York City Saturday carrying pricey Louis Vuitton luggage adorned with a FLOTUS tag.

A worker was also observed carrying a garment bag that also bore the “FLOTUS” emblem as she exited Trump Tower, according to Page Six.

She was heading for New Jersey and was packed for a lengthy stay, bringing three pieces of luggage from the Vuitton label. Most of which most of us will never be able to afford: a Sirius 55 suitcase ($2,490), Keepall 55 duffle ($2,210), and Cruiser Bag ($3, 050).

Melania, 54, rounded that out with a Burberry Belt handbag ($3,650) and wore wide-legged green trousers and a plain white T-shirt.

While she was headed to New Jersey, Donald Trump, 78, hit the campaign circuit again, traveling to Atlanta on Saturday, where he was scheduled to appear at the Georgia State University Convocation Center. He was accompanied by his vice president pick, J.D. Vance.

Melania has always kept to herself, especially this time around as her husband continues his bid for the presidency. However, she did speak out after the assassination attempt in July.

“When I watched that violent bullet strike my husband, Donald, I realized my life, and Barron’s life, were on the brink of devastating change,” she said in a statement.

“I am grateful to the brave secret service agents and law enforcement officials who risked their own lives to protect my husband.”

Undoubtedly this would have been a huge change for her. She’d just have to find another way to keep up her grifting ways. Of course, we already know the whole bitcoin-NFT thing hasn’t worked well for her. But Melania’s a survivor and I’m sure she’ll continue to be a grifter for years to come.

That said, as she left Trump Tower, we could see the beginning of a double chin. Now, Melania is still beautiful, and a small double chin of just skin is very normal for a woman of 54. We age, and I think it’s admirable that Melania is aging naturally, and not like the “Trumpettes” who show up at Mar-a-Lago. Melania has been very open that she does not use fillers or plastic surgery. She says her late mother didn’t use fillers or plastic surgery either, and she believes beauty comes from inside…what you eat, exercise, etc. Of course when you are rich as Rockefeller and don’t have to do a damn thing, it helps. Still, maybe all the legal stuff is getting to Melania…because this is a double chin:

And for all of you who think I am mean, or demeaning women, etc. sorry, but Melania doesn’t count. She stopped counting on June 21, 2018 when she wore this: