2024 Election

Trump Is a Laughingstock AGAIN, as He Projects His Own Cognitive Decline Onto Kamala Harris at NC Rally

Come on, man.

How is it that Donald Trump continues to just get more and more incoherent at his rallies? I thought we might have peaked with the whole “eating the pets” thing a while back, but Trump has so much more in his arsenal of idiocy. Could it be cognitive decline?

Spoiler alert: It’s cognitive decline.

And that’s exactly what he was talking about at his last rally in North Carolina yesterday. But he wasn’t talking about his own mental acuity. He was accusing his opponent Kamala Harris of having pebbles in the ol’ brainpan.

“She’s a mess. She’s a cognitive mess, and nobody wants to talk about it,” said the Cognitive Test Flying Ace. Guess what, Red Barron? Nobody wants to talk about it because they’re too busy talking about YOUR mess.

At least he’s finally figured out that “cognitive” is an adjective, not a noun.

Fresh off a town hall where Trump forgot his host’s name, then bragged about having “no cognitive” and not being as old as he is. Trump decided to double down for his supporters and try to claim that it’s Harris who’s actually suffering the effects of dementia, not him.

That’s world class projection right there, people. Some might even call it pathological.

Okay, that guy. That guy calls it that. But other people had plenty to say as well. And mostly, it was folks making note of that exact thing. Trump can’t possibly have anything wrong in his own mind, so anything negative that’s ever said about him, he says about the people he hates.

So what proof do we have that Trump’s encephalic engine is on the fritz? I mean, what more proof do you NEED? The man is a bumbling buffoon at literally all times. He can’t remember countries, he can’t remember dates, he can’t remember his age… He can’t even remember the names of people in the room with him at the time.

Sure, that video is a few months old. That’s because there was ALREADY enough material to compile a three-straight-minute video montage of Trump being a blithering idiot before we even got to the part of this campaign where he started trying to project his monumental incompetence onto Kamala Harris.

It’s no wonder that he’s so insecure about her. He’s old enough to be her father, she actually IS as pretty as he thinks he is, and as far as experience goes, she makes him look like an amateur. Consider: When she wipes the floor with him in a couple of weeks, it will be because she’s the first candidate in US history with experience in all three branches of government.

Pay all that no mind, of course. In Trump’s bogey-addled brain, Kamala’s just a kid. No, wait!

He sarcastically tweets Happy Birthday to her to underscore her age, despite the fact that he’s the oldest presidential candidate of all time (now that Joe’s no longer a candidate).

Pure projection.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I would far rather listen to Trump prattle on about Kamala having brainworms than listen to one more second of him talking about Arnold Palmer’s dong in the locker room at the golf course. Seriously, who says that?

No, Donald. You absolutely did not have to say it. Please don’t say it again. I promise, I don’t mind if you want to go on and on about how dumb and cognitively impaired Kamala Harris is.

Project away, big guy. Just brace yourself for November 5th.

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Andrew is a dark blue speck in deep red Central Washington, writing with the conviction of 18 years at the keyboard and too much politics to even stand. When not furiously stabbing the keys on breaking news stories, he writes poetry, prose, essays, haiku, lectures, stories for grief therapy, wedding ceremonies, detailed instructions on making doughnuts from canned biscuit dough (more sugar than cinnamon — duh), and equations to determine the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. A girlfriend, a dog, two cats, and two birds round out the equation, and in his spare time, Drewbear likes to imagine what it must be like to have spare time.

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