It’s pretty obviously to anyone with eyes that Donald and Melania Trump don’t exactly have a lovey-dovey relationship.

From the hand-swatting to the Playboy model to the porn stars, these two have repeated shown that their relationship might be one more of convenience than love.

And according to a former employee of The Apprentice, Melania has had a boyfriend for years…one who worked right in Trump Tower.

Noel Casler tweeted that Melania lived with this boyfriend at times, and that the Trumps don’t have a “real marriage.”

Nobody actually believes Trump & Melania have a real marriage right? He’s spending NYE tweeting in his diapers. When we shot ‘Apprentice’ she didn’t even live at Trump Tower and her boyfriend wasn’t even a secret. Bet she’s with him now. @realDonaldTrump

— NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) December 31, 2019

So who is Melania’s rumored lover?

The First Lady is apparently in a relationship with Henry “Hank” Siemers, the head of security at Tiffany’s in the Trump Tower. Siemers’ official title is the vice president of global retail security of Tiffany & Co., so he’s not just the guy guarding the big doors.

Novelist Monica Byrne was the first to blow the whistle with a string of tweets accusing Melania of the affair — and of Donald Trump knowing about it. They’ve since been deleted, but Perez Hilton has the thread posted to his site.

One reads: “But here it is: word is, for many years, Melania’s been having an affair with the head of security at Tiffany’s in the Trump Tower lobby.”

Here are a few things we’ve learned about First Lady Melania Trump’s rumored boyfriend:

1. The President and the First Lady Melania might have been on their way to a divorce

A former White House staffer even claimed that divorce papers for the first family were signed, but the divorce was put on hold when he won the election.

The theory states that they had to renegotiate the agreement. She is imprisoned in that marriage for as long as he’s president.

2. Trump knows about Melania’s affair

Byrne tweeted that Trump knew about Hank Siemer and is totally OK with it. This might explain why Melania didn’t bat an eyelash over those “grab her by the p*ssy” remarks during the election.

Rumor has it that Melania stayed at the Trump Tower in New York City (versus moving to the White House when Donald did in January 2017) to stay close to her boyfriend.

3. Hank is kind of a hunk

Judging from the pictures of the First Lady’s rumored boyfriend, he’s not bad on the eyes. Even with a fruity cocktail in his hand, Melania did a good job picking her side-piece.

I mean, kind of looks like Michael Avenatti?

And he’s got quite the body on him, unlike the fat orange blob:

According to the Inquisitir, the spokeswoman for Melania Trump denied that Donald and Melania Trump had drawn up divorce papers, but she didn’t deny the relationship with Siemers.

And Twitter had a field day with Casler’s tweet:

I told Trump-voting family members about Hank at Christmas, and that it’s been an open secret in NYC for years. Also that the divorce papers were signed, and hasty negotiations took place when the lying orange gasbag won (also known to NYers). They chose to not believe it.

— Laurie Brookins (@StyleWriterNYC) January 1, 2020

Be fair, if you had a choice between a sexually active, non-repulsive man, and Donnie the Lardy Real Estate Guy clamber on top of you, which would you go for?

— Mike Stafford (@faithfulpundit) December 31, 2019

She does have needs, and there's no way Donald has ever once satisfied her. I genuinely hope she's banged everyone in the secret service by now.

— Jeremy Williams 🐯☯️ (@Metalyger) December 31, 2019

My guess is that when she stayed in New York for several months before moving into the White House, their lawyers were working out the terms of her performance as FLOTUS. I bet she forced him to undo the prenup. She understands leverage. But he's the one negotiating with China.

— LR (@LRCurtis1) January 1, 2020

Now, should we believe this rumor? Let’s look at a few things.

Casler gets the thumbs-up from fellow comedian Kathy Griffin, who says Casler is above board:

I've known @CaslerNoel for years. He has always been super professional and discreet. I'm so glad he's decided to reveal this important information about Trump. Thank you Noel, I know this isn't easy. pic.twitter.com/iZF5P9njMe

— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) December 14, 2018

Casler has also been a source for People magazine, who wrote an article in December 2018 about Donald Trump’s drug use, and his unacceptable behavior around young pageant contestants. The White House never responded to People’s request for comment.

Another important thing to note is that Casler has been vocal about Donald and Melania Trump for almost a year. And the Trumps have not taken any legal action. Melania has often sued publications for untrue information. And yet, Casler has escaped Trump’s legal wrath. Why?

It’s interesting that Trump is silent despite the admission of a large NDA. Can Donald Trump not enforce it? Or do they not want to enforce NDA’s from “The Apprentice”?

Casler was very upfront about him having an NDA, saying, I had a 24-page NDA non-disclosure agreement, I didn’t know that he was becoming president, now it’s no way dumbass, I’m telling you everything I know.”