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Trump Humiliates Himself by Putting COVID-19 Test Kit Upside Down and Now He’s a Laughing Stock

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A ton of morbid humor is setting-in around the nation as we start to grapple with a killer pandemic overseen by a completely inadequate moron in the oval office. Yesterday’s press conference-infomercial hurt my brain. It seemed so beyond what we previously deemed possible.

And he fckt it all up, too. Trump plans an offensive infomercial for pillows, test machines, and Jesus. But he cannot even do that right.

Where to even begin?

How about some funny ones?

Okay, good start. But we have to show the man’s basic incompetence at the most basic of tasks, as you play “The Price Is Right” notice how Trump sets the testing machine down:

That makes the infomercial almost worth watching, no matter the pain to the brain.

Let’s move into where some criminality might come into play, because if we know Trump – and we do – criminal violations cannot be too far away:

If his son in law made one dollar off test kits, it should all be over, period. Trump will go down as one of history’s most reviled characters, because it will likely explain why they delayed the test kits, to make their own. Hear me, IF Trump delayed issuing test kits because they had a mark on some of their own, Trump should never see a day outside of a prison ever again, and be remembered with figures like Saddam, Stalin, …

Yes, everyone fears him, especially when he looks stupid. With any other president an aide would say; “Sir, turn it around, it’s upside down,” and the president would laugh at himself and tell a self-effacing joke: “That’s why I am not the engineer,” or “I should have had my kids open it,” and it wouldn’t be an issue at all, the media and public would forget about it in 30 seconds. We all make mistakes – but not this infomercial host.

No one was even willing to tell him the product was upside down. Perfect. Trump planned out an infomercial and is such an asshole that when that infomercial went wrong, no one said anything.

Yep, pretty well sums up how we got here.

But if he withheld tests because … I’m just saying, watch this closely.

Remember that Trump and his campaign want to frame Joe Biden as being senile, and then look at this:

Good God:

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Peace, y’all

Jason

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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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