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CNN’s Jim Acosta Uses Jimmy Buffett Lyrics to Mock ‘Delusional’ Donald Trump

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Jim Acosta stole our intellectual property, or close enough. We have often used Mar-a-Lagaville, and MAGAritaville, and Acosta did, too. But rather than get upset, we’re proud of him and happy he spread it to an even bigger audience. And we’re sincere. We are also happy that Acosta took his swat at far more people than we did. We taunted Trump. Acosta is taunting every Republican.

Facts and reason will never work with the MAGAs. It is not that they’re incapable of understanding facts or reason. They can. If they were in line at the grocery store and there was no checkout clerk, you could point out that they need to move to a different line because it has a checkout clerk and they would understand. But they’re unable to process any facts as applied to Trump. They know their facts without being told, without having to look, without having to even think. It’s now just a reflex. The clerk is there. He has to be there. Because a lib just told him that the clerk wasn’t. Libs don’t understand the world.

With 75% of Trump supporters, there is no reason at all to even show them video evidence of Putin patting Trump on the back and saying, “They don’t even know you became a Russian citizen 25 years ago! Is that chip in your head causing you ringing in your ears or pain in the stomach? We have a new model.”

It wouldn’t matter at all. They would say it proves that Trump is just that smart, he’s been fooling Putin for 25 years, knowing he would be president and that it would come in handy.

So, no, talking sense to the Republicans, the MAGAs, Trump, Trump’s team, Trump’s bankers at Deutsche, or anyone else under Trump’s spell is a waste of time. The best use of one’s time is to simply mock them. Laugh at them. Prove that they don’t “own the libs,” they entertain the libs.

We have also been saying that the MAGAs’ increasing desperation and Trump’s increasing delusion is damned dangerous. But that doesn’t run counter to openly laughing at them while knowing there’s nothing funny about their plans. Jim Acosta gets it and we love the little thief for it:

“You are not well, “sir,” (bwahahaha), and you need to get over this.”

Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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