Stephanie Grisham’s book (I’ll Take Your Questions Now) keeps serving up delicious anecdotes those of us that can’t get enough stories about Melania Trump’s pettiness, callousness, and raw, unchained stupidity. Mel has all of us fooled, she was so much worse than we could have imagined.

Grisham describes Mel as being fixated on hosting the 2017 Easter Egg Roll at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., which traditionally draws thousands of families to the South Lawn. Okay, fine. The event is always run by the FLOTUS and this would be Melania’s first big “thing”. Fixation might be a little strong, but it’s easy to understand a little anxiousness.

Mel paid attention to details, nothing was too small, nor stupid, up to and including what the Easter Bunny wore. We are not talking about the Easter Bunny’s costume, but the costumed Easter bunny’s clothes.” We doubt there is a single American other than “Melania” who would care about the Easter Bunny’s clothes.

As Grisham writes:

“Just as the guy in the costume was about to go onto the balcony to wave to the kids, a frown crossed the first lady’s face.”

The poor guy was dressed like the damned Easter bunny which was adorned with a plaid vest: “I don’t like what he is wearing,”

Grisham said “[Melania] felt it was tacky and distracting,”

Tacky? This comes from a woman that once posed for a picture dressed in nearly nothing, standing outside an airplane? Tacky? Coming from a woman who lived in a condo in which everything was gold? Or how about the time she wore a white dress with no bra on a rainy July 4th? Tacky? Donald Trump’s wife?

Well, she should certainly be familiar with the concept.

We are so sorry. For years we wrote about Melania and how spoiled and awful she could be. But we had no idea, it was just so much worse than our little imaginations could handle.

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