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Ted Cruz Getting Out of Bus to ‘Eye of the Tiger’ Is Most Pathetic Thing You’ll See Today
First of all, is there a more “bad 80s” song than Eye of the Tiger? Not that the entirety of the 80s was bad. Indeed, some of us had a lot of great firsts in the 80s. They weren’t even that bad musically, U2, Guns n Roses, Bowie, Sir Elton John, we could go on and on, of course. But when one thinks of “Good 80s,” one doesn’t conjure up the bad Rocky movies and even worse accompanying song, “Eye of the Tiger.”
But if you are going to use Eye of the Tiger as walkout music, well – don’t use walk-out music, to begin with. Have the dignity to just be grateful that people are there and thus respect them by just being who you are, with the confidence to just be yourself. If you are going to use Eye of the Tiger, you better be a pro-wrestler because everything is fake, including the “eye of the tiger” stuff.
Below, watch Ted Cruz come out of his bus on his “Truth and Courage” tour (Nice of Ted to tell us he’s courageous. People with courage don’t need to tell others.) First, he goes down a line shaking hands like he’s starting at shortstop for the National League in the All-Star game. How much better would it look if he came down, waved, and then just started shaking hands, looking people in the eye, stopping, smiling, and being nice… wait, we’re no longer talking about Ted if that’s the expectation.
Never mind. Just get a load of this freakshow, and as you do so, recall – over and over – that this is the most hated man in Congress, and it’s not even close, which is just an incredible feat. Here is Ted, playing like he is, well – Bono.
Ted coming out of the bus to his official midterm campaign theme song,
‘Eye of the Tiger.’ pic.twitter.com/XF6NYxW6nh— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) October 15, 2022
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Oh, for god’s sake. Twitter couldn’t slam on Ted enough.
Every time he does one of these, I cannot help but laugh because it looks like he’s using their hands to pull him out of a pit of mud or some shit at some like seditionist tough mudder lol.
— Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) October 15, 2022
Holy fucking shit so much fun can be had with this video
— Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 (@ImSpeaking13) October 15, 2022
“I’ll see you folks later. I’ve got a flight to catch to Cancun.”
— BW: Trying to catch the spirit of the thing (@BillWhiteheadFL) October 15, 2022
Those cowboy boots get me every time.
— Greatest Of All Time’s Head Soup (@drozd_stephen) October 15, 2022
Looks a little sparse 🤷🏻♀️
— EmmyEm ✨#BlueIn22✨🗳 (@ThisIsMarlee) October 15, 2022
More like “Eye of the Porterhouse Steak 🥩”
— Listen2yoDoggie 🫐🌊 (@didjeet2) October 15, 2022
He soooo badly wants people to think he's a big star.
I've seen him do this a few times, where he comes out and immediately runs over to the crowd and acts like they were all clamoring to shake his hand.
So terribly pathetic. 😅— Bizzle (@BizzleMcDizzle) October 15, 2022
Sorry my reply took so long..I had to run outside to the bushes to puke.
— Imperfect Mother Runner (@JenniferDJames1) October 15, 2022
Notice the tight shots …there's probably 50 people there maybe
— WallyGator🌊🌊 (@WallyG1968) October 15, 2022
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