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Kimberly Guilfoyle Reveals TMI About Don Jr.’s Body as She’s Relegated to Hawking Bed Sheets Online

Uh oh, it looks like Mike Lindell might have some competition coming his way…MAGA competition to boot!

As you probably know Kimberly Guilfoyle has a podcast/online show because…who doesn’t these days? It’s the new MAGA grift and basically all MAGAs are online with their little shows crapping on Democrats and praising Trump as the savior of the country.

And in order to pay for these little ventures, the hosts need to find sponsors. Now, since no respectable company is going to cozy up with Kimberly Guilfoyle, she’s been stuck hawking steaks, and now bed sheets.

These aren’t just any bed sheets though! They are the sheets that Kimberly uses personally on the bed she shares with fiancé Donald Trump, Jr. And she had to let us know that these sheets are very cooling, which is helpful for her since Don Jr. is a “big, hairy guy”. Ugh, not the visual I needed right now.

Kimberly explained, “The bedding is temperature-regulated so you sleep just right. It is literally on our bed. We have these sheets, they’re fantastic. They keep just the right temperature. Don’t you hate it when you have a hot bed and you kick a leg out, da da da da? You know, you share a bed with Don Junior, he’s like a big guy, he’s hairy, ha ha ha. So you have to have the Cozy Earth sheets, I’m telling you.”

GROSS.

As you can imagine, Twitter didn’t go easy on the future Mrs. Trump:

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Nicole Hickman James is a lifelong Democrat and political activist who first cut her teeth as a teenager volunteering for Mike Dukakis’ presidential campaign. She has worked and volunteered for John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, HFA (Hillary For America), and Organizing For Action. She’s passionate about liberal and progressive causes and considers President Obama her favorite president ever. She holds her Bachelor’s from Boston College in Economics and her Master's from Columbia, also in Economics. When not working as a writer, she enjoys traveling and spending time with her three college-aged children.

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