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Kimberly Guilfoyle Reveals TMI About Don Jr.’s Body as She’s Relegated to Hawking Bed Sheets Online
Uh oh, it looks like Mike Lindell might have some competition coming his way…MAGA competition to boot!
As you probably know Kimberly Guilfoyle has a podcast/online show because…who doesn’t these days? It’s the new MAGA grift and basically all MAGAs are online with their little shows crapping on Democrats and praising Trump as the savior of the country.
And in order to pay for these little ventures, the hosts need to find sponsors. Now, since no respectable company is going to cozy up with Kimberly Guilfoyle, she’s been stuck hawking steaks, and now bed sheets.
These aren’t just any bed sheets though! They are the sheets that Kimberly uses personally on the bed she shares with fiancé Donald Trump, Jr. And she had to let us know that these sheets are very cooling, which is helpful for her since Don Jr. is a “big, hairy guy”. Ugh, not the visual I needed right now.
Kimberly explained, “The bedding is temperature-regulated so you sleep just right. It is literally on our bed. We have these sheets, they’re fantastic. They keep just the right temperature. Don’t you hate it when you have a hot bed and you kick a leg out, da da da da? You know, you share a bed with Don Junior, he’s like a big guy, he’s hairy, ha ha ha. So you have to have the Cozy Earth sheets, I’m telling you.”
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GROSS.
Guilfoyle is now selling sheets. She says she has them and says they are great because sometimes their bed gets really hot because Junior is a big guy and really hairy so sometimes she has to kick a leg out to cool down. pic.twitter.com/eqr9elE8mK
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 1, 2023
As you can imagine, Twitter didn’t go easy on the future Mrs. Trump:
OMG!! So gross, I could’ve gone the rest of my life without knowing that. 🤢
— Jules Morgan 🧸 (@glamelegance) May 1, 2023
God, I just want to wash her face!
That makeup style doesn’t flatter; in fact, it ages you…— MelissaJPeltier (@MelissaJPeltier) May 1, 2023
From whooping it up with Trump during the J6 riot to selling bedsheets, it seems like an appropriate cratering of Guilfoyle's life. But it needs to crater more!
— Utah Girl Chronicles 🌼🌺🦋💐🖌️☮️🌊 Support Writers (@buddywriterdude) May 1, 2023
Those two in bed together is not the mental picture I needed today. 🤢
— Another Robin #HomeAgain (@AnotherRobbins) May 1, 2023
I could’ve gone the rest of my life without hearing about her and Jr. in bed together 🤮
— Lainelaine63 🌊 (@Sogburn57) May 1, 2023
I could have gone all day without knowing anything about their sheets. Have these people ever heard of oversharing? 😬
— Mike Morton (@TheMikeMorton) May 1, 2023
Kimberly Guilfoyle is a scam artist, in the Trump tradition. If she ever marries Junior, she'll fit right into this wretched family.
It's almost like the entire Trump operation has always been one giant grift. Pssst. It is! Oh, and yes, she'll sell her bedding. Lots of rubes. pic.twitter.com/xdUHBAitKQ
— Russell Drew (@RussOnPolitics) May 1, 2023
The company Cozy Earth sells bamboo sheets that are made in Asia. A Queen Size Set sells for approx $295. Oprah has recommended them. The company is based in Utah. I’m not sure why they hooked up with Guilfoyle but it might not be their best business decision.
— MediaRater (@BLStrangfeld) May 1, 2023
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