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Lara Trump Complains About Having to Move to Washington DC if She’s Chosen as Trump’s VP

Lara Trump might be the most obnoxious member of the Trump family, even if she is the least significant member. Or maybe Tiffany Trump is, I don’t know. But apparently, Lara doesn’t know she’s insignificant because she’s being head-bangingly annoying again. She’s kind of like that mosquito that needs to get smacked by the windshield.

Her nasal voice which was an insult to Tom Petty’s I Won’t Back Down, is equally annoying even as she makes dumb jokes on her podcast, The Right View with Lara Trump. Sure she’s inconsequential but she made a silly joke about what would happen if dear old father-in-law (she’s the wife of Eric Trump) picked her as his running mate. The only downside to that, she quipped, is that she’d have to move to Washington, D.C., Newsweek reports.

She was answering questions on her show when some nudnick asked her if she would accept the position if Trump asked her to run alongside him. Questions about who Trump should pick are becoming more frequent since he’s doing well in the polls regarding the next GOP presidential nominee.

“Obviously, the answer would be yes,” Lara Trump told listeners. “Would anyone turn that down?”

“Look, we know there’s a whole host of people out there who are vying for that position,” she said. “The only drawback would be that I would have to move to Washington, D.C.”

“By the way, just imagine the hysteriaโ€”Trump, Trumpโ€”two Trumps running together,” she noted. “Oh my god, the liberal heads across the country would simultaneously explode all at once. People would go bananas.”

Lara Trump doesn’t have an unnecessarily heightened sense of self-importance, does she? Nah, that couldn’t be.

But if there’s one thing that she is, she’s certainly another grifting member of the Trump family. We saw that with the ridiculously expensive Pepto Bismol pink Barbie hat she’s hawking for $47 online. Like her tangerine father-in-law, she’s another racist, telling Newsmax’s Eric Bolling “We speak English here,” even though the U.S. has no official language. And other languages were being spoken here before the U.S. became the U.S.

So it’s okay if this woman has her own podcast, no matter how insignificant it is, because the rest of us capable of rational thinking, can ignore it, right along with all the other right-wing dreck polluting the internet.

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Megan has lived in California, Nevada, Arizona, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Florida and she currently lives in Central America. Living in these places has informed her writing on politics, science, and history. She is currently owned by 15 cats and 3 dogs and regularly owns Trump supporters when she has the opportunity. She can be found on Twitter at https://twitter.com/GaiaLibra and Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/politicalsaurus

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