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Prophet Says Trump’s Signature is on the Recent Stimulus Checks Which Proves He’s Still President (It Isn’t)

Here we go again. So-called “prophet” Johnny Enlow is cranking up the QAnon conspiracy theories, just like he’s done so many times before. In December, he claimed ex-President Donald Trump was purposely dragging out the presidential election results in the hopes of exposing his opponents before executing them.

Undaunted by reality, he popped up on the Rig Nation YouTube channel earlier this week, whereupon he began his familiar refrain that Trump is secretly still the president, Right Wing Watch reports. He claimed (falsely, I might add) that Trump’s signature is on the checks currently being distributed by the federal government in connection with the COVID-19 stimulus bill.

And Enlow is one of a gang of “prophets” who guaranteed Trump would win the election, and while Joe Biden has been president for more than two months now, these nudniks refuse to accept that their “prophecies” were just plain wrong.

“He won the election in numbers by far,” Enlow asserted. “The numbers will come out. They’re going to come out very soon.”

That isn’t all he had to say. He also claimed fellow election conspiracy theorists Sidney “Release The Kraken” Powell, Lin Wood, and Mike Lindell obtained irrefutable evidence that the election was stolen but this evidence has been “suppressed and censored.” Further, he said it will soon be revealed that the entire election was an elaborate “sting operation.” He also insists “military intelligence” has filed a recent report documenting everything.

“There was actually a sting operation,” Enlow claimed. “They knew it was coming, and so even the military intelligence knows that 49 states, including California, went to Trump. [I have] inside military intelligence that on March 10, they presented the seven-week report, and they acknowledge they know that the election was fraudulent and that it was essentially, from that standpoint, stolen from President Trump. And it was, because every agency, every institution that was supposed to defend the Constitution and the people failed — the Congress, the Senate, the Supreme Court intimidated; there’s been killing of the governor’s people and kids and staff behind the scenes, and so we don’t know what part of it’s blackmail, what part of it’s threat.”

Are you as lost as I am here? I have no idea what in the gefuddlehoppers he’s talking about here, especially since he mentions the ever-popular but mythical “they.”

But somehow he is privy to this military operation — he and he alone. Enlow’s crazy train just chugs right along and never gets derailed.

“I will tell you, behind the scenes, [Trump] is still who carries power in this nation,” he said. “It ought to be answered this week alone by the fact that our stimulus checks — the stimulus checks, $1400 for every person in America — they’re signed by Donald J. Trump, not Joe Biden.”

As mentioned above, the checks are not signed by Trump or Biden. But as my dad would say, “don’t confuse him with the facts.”

Indeed.

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Megan has lived in California, Nevada, Arizona, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Florida and she currently lives in Central America. Living in these places has informed her writing on politics, science, and history. She is currently owned by 15 cats and 3 dogs and regularly owns Trump supporters when she has the opportunity. She can be found on Twitter at https://twitter.com/GaiaLibra and Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/politicalsaurus

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